Uebley Ocksey & Ottlebey Apscey
Proverbial Pig Latin Prose. Or is it obligatory? Couldn't retire from the inezay izbay without akingtay an ackwhay at it...'eh?
The Sphere
Hunter Moon 1995
page 8 of 28 (plus cover)
I cannot explain why I chose to use the ey rather than an ay to represent the long a sound, but I suspect it had something to do with a conscious decision to be confusing just like a lot of English spelling. Other folks have been more ambitious with their use of this tongue.